“The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. And when I kill an antelope for 'em, their preference is the gut pile.” PeopleMenMeanStillsDifferentHandsEarthWalksSouthBonesNakedNosesGutsEmsSouth AfricaPreferenceWipeDisrespectGreat RespectAntelopes Author:Ted Nugent
“At certain times each year, we journalists do almost nothing except apply for the Pulitzers and several dozen other major prizes. During these times you could walk right into most newsrooms and commit a multiple axe murder naked, and it wouldn't get reported in the paper because the reporters and editors would all be too busy filling out prize applications.” YearsCertainWalksPaperMajorsMurderBusyCommitNakedJournalistPrizeEditorsApplicationDozenMultipleReportersFillingToo Busy Author:Dave Barry
“The weirdest thing about me is that I like to walk around naked. I grew up walking around naked in my house. My mom was like that, and my sisters. My father worked nights and slept during the day, so we had no one to hide from.” NightFatherHouseWalksGrewMomWalkingGrew UpMy MomNakedMy Sister Author:Jennifer Lopez