“Meeting up once a year on the same date sounds like a really good basis for a romance novel. If you fictionalized our story I'd add it to the top of my TBR.” Fourth WallCringeworthyWhy I M Not CohortMeta Joke Book:November 9 Source: November 9
“The first time you walked past me before I interrupted your lunch date with your father I stared at your ass the whole time you were stomping away. And I couldn't help but wonder what kind of panties you had on. That's all I thought about the the entire time you were in the restroom. Were you a thong girl? Were you going commando? Because I didn't see an outline in your jeans that hinted you were wearing normal panties.” CreepyRed FlagWhy I M Not Cohort Book:November 9 Source: November 9