“If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.” IfsLawMotherUniverseWinningWomenSonMarriedMy SonAwardsIn-lawsMother In LawBest MotherI Will Win Author:Laura Schlessinger
“I remember one guy, Reg Park, a British bodybuilder, who entered Mr Universe when he was very young. But he won it and continued to win it a second and third time. So, he was my idol. I read everything about Reg Park and followed his footsteps and trained like him. I said if he could make it, I could make it. It was a blueprint, basically, for how to get there, to win the championships.” IfsSaidRememberYoungGuyUniverseWinningThirdsBritishParksIdolsChampionshipFootstepsBlueprintsThird TimeBodybuilderMr Universe Author:Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Was it possible that Napoleon should win the battle of Waterloo? We answer, No! Why? Because of Wellington? Because of Blucher? No! Because of God! For Bonaparte to conquer at Waterloo was not the law of the nineteenth century. It was time that this vast man should fall. He had been impeached before the Infinite! He had vexed God! Waterloo was not a battle. It was the change of front of the Universe!” MenShouldGodLawFallUniverseWinningAnswersCenturyFrontsBattleInfiniteConquerNineteenth CenturyWaterlooBonaparteWellington Author:Victor Hugo
“Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.” MayUniverseWinningLosesMillionsSuperiorsFleasRodents Book:Somewhere in Ireland, A Village is Missing an Idiot: A David Feherty Collection Source: Somewhere in Ireland, A Village is Missing an Idiot: A David Feherty Collection