“When you devote your life to “finding yourself,” you probably won’t.”
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Famous Laura Schlessinger Quotes
“A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.”
“A lot of what children go through is because you adults don't carry the burden yourself.”
“A lot of what children's hurt feelings are about is how the parents react.”
“Children have no reasonable assumption of privacy while they are minors in their parent's home.”
“Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.”
“Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.”
“Don't waste my time- I'm not stupid, and I'm not gullible.”
“Every man knows- you criticize a woman - that's it for sex for the next year.”
“Everyone has the right to go on a vacation without kids if they want.”
“Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on.”
“Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair.”
“I spent two yours of my life being anorexic, but I would never dream of throwing up - my God!”
“If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink.”
“I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating.”
“I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time.”
“If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room.”
“If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better.”
“Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?”
“It doesn't matter how we were raised. We become the person we choose to be.”
“It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up.”
“It's a tough world out there, and women can't afford to be weenies.”
“It's not the worst thing in the world to look different from everyone else.”
“Listen carefully, because I don't repeat myself - and if I do, I get testy.”
“Men are very easy to get along with- they just want to come home to something pleasant.”
