“Birthday parties make me nervous as hell. They're one of those things where you're forced to be happy. And even if you're totally depressed, you're got to pretend you're glad you were born, regardless of the fact that getting older means you're closer to dying.” IfsMeanFactsBornPartyHellDyingGladNervousGetting OldGetting OlderBirthday Party Author:A.M. Homes
“It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I mean, it's pretty obvious when you're in a kitchen and when you're not.” PeopleMeanHellObviousKitchenAnnoyingBathroomHelen Book:Jack Source: Jack
