“A new midwife supervisor, Tracy, has started this week and seems absolutely lovely - calm, experienced and sensible. She is now the second midwife supervisor on the unit called Tracy, the current one being a flappy, angry nightmare. To avoid confusion, we have nicknamed them 'Reassuring Trace' and 'Non-reassuring Trace'.” MidwiferyMedical HumorMidwives Book:This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor Source: This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor
“ENT is commonly known as Early Nights and Tennis - a good choice of specialty if you like a quiet Christmas. See also, dermaholiday.” HumorMedical Humor Book:Twas the Nightshift Before Christmas Source: Twas the Nightshift Before Christmas
“I'm about to break the news to them when my eyes drift a little further down the screen. Context! 'Scant sample, mixed with dirt, fluff, detritus. Please repeat.' Did he... wank into a hoover bag?” HumorMedical Humor Book:Twas the Nightshift Before Christmas Source: Twas the Nightshift Before Christmas