“If you lock me in the room with a piano teacher for a year I might be able to knock out a rendition of 'Roll Out The Barrel,' but will I ever be a concert pianist? No.” IfsYearsMightAbleRoomsTeacherPianoConcertsLocksBarrelsPianistPiano Teachers Author:Alan Sugar
“I am not looking for a friend; if I want a friend I'd buy a dog.” IfsWantFriendshipDogFriends Author:Alan Sugar
“Above all, in order to gain respect, you need to be true to yourself. There is no point in trying to be brutal if it's not in your nature; there is no point in trying to be suave and sophisticated if it doesn't come naturally.” IfsNeedsTryingOrderGainsBeing TrueBrutalSophisticatedNo PointBe True To YourselfTrue To YourselfSuaveNo Point In Trying Author:Alan Sugar
“If there was a market in mass-produced portable nuclear weapons, we'd market them, too.” IfsWeaponsMassNuclearNuclear Weapons Author:Alan Sugar
“If you enjoy what you do, don't be afraid of expressing your enthusiasm. Enjoyment is infectious.” IfsEnjoyEnthusiasmEnjoyment Author:Alan Sugar