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“... trust needs to be earned. Give him some rope, if he runs, hang him with it".”

Trust

Book:Medusa

Source: Medusa

“Be careful. okay? I don't want you dying before I can get you naked." "You only want me for my body? rude," Taranis said. "Well, yeah because so far, your personality has sucked," Quinn replied because she never knew when to quit.”

Joke Banter

Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“From what Hades has told me, she already does backtalk. Big ovaries on her to sass the boss, but she did. I'm so in love with her. We are going to be besties in no time...”

Female Friendship

Book:Asterion

Source: Asterion

“And who is going to save me from you? He spanked me instead of politely asking me for information," Quinn said and then added in a huff, "He didn't even have the decency to make me come afterwards. Where I come from, that's just rude”

Irony Sarcasm Sex Joke

Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“He ran a finger over her bicep, and she was about to ask what he was doing when her arm went numb. "Ohhhh, you are going to get the best head of your life for that," she said, her whole body dizzy with relief. Taranis swallowed back a laugh. "You're so delightfully ridiculous, Quinn Fairbrook." "It's part of my appeal. That and my epic tits," she replied, placing her arm under the running tap. Taranis's eyes dropped to her bloody tank top. "They are rather epic." "Thanks. I made them myself.”

Irony Banter Sex Joke

Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“Now the only problem will be convincing your surly dragon to let you walk in there, unarmed." "I will just have to use my sexy feminine wiles on him," Quinn said batting her eyelashes at him. "Feminine wiles?" Apollo raised a golden brow. "You mean witch pussy?" "Witch pussy," Quinn ageeed with a wicked laugh.”

Sex Joke

Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“Because we have a big, bossy family that is demanding a party tonight. Now that you are healed, there is no excuse not to have it,"Quinn replied. "I was wrong... I'm feeling poorly. I need to stay in bed to recover. With you on my dick. For medicinal reasons.”

Sex Joke

Book:Roar of the Storm King

Source: Roar of the Storm King

“You are very lovable under all that hard badassness. You have squishy insides. I'm happy that he got through those barriers of yours. His dick must've been the battering ram.”

Sex Joke

Book:Luna Cursed

Source: Luna Cursed

“Well. go and get her. I want to meet her," Killian insisted, running his hand through his thick black hair to neaten it. He flashed his lady killer smile. "She's sleeping, and I'm not going to wake her just to inflict you on her. She went through a traumatic experience last night." "If your fucking is bad enough to be classified as a trauma, you're doing it wrong, baby brother.”

Banter Sex Joke

Book:Heart of the Winter Prince

Source: Heart of the Winter Prince

“And I've never screamed during sex." "That's because you've never had sex with me. I wouldn't even need to use my dick, and I'd get you screaming my name." "Are you going to use your personality? Because I feel like I could scream at you right now.”

Banter Sex Joke

Book:Heart of the Winter Prince

Source: Heart of the Winter Prince

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