“The day I fall in love with you for real will be the same day they open up a ski resort in Hell.” “Splendid. That can be our first date.” He flashed me a grin which, even in the dark, managed to sparkle.” HellDateSki Book:The Importance of Getting Revenge Source: The Importance of Getting Revenge
“Oh, this isn't chivalry." Jase rached into the trunk of the car and retrieved another bag. "It's common courtesy, really." "And apparently modesty isn't dead either” HumorousLexiJase Book:The Importance of Getting Revenge Source: The Importance of Getting Revenge
“Talk?" "Yeah," I said, rather condescendingly. "You know, that thing you do where you open your mouth and words come out?” HumorousSarcasmLexiJaseHolloway Book:The Importance of Getting Revenge Source: The Importance of Getting Revenge
“Can we get this makeup thing over before we’re late for school?” “Oh, right.” She jumped up from the bed and opened up her backpack. I hated wearing makeup, which was why I never wore any. So needless to say, I wasn't looking forward to this. She held out a tube of something for me to see. “This will help conceal the dark circles under your eyes. And this,” she said, showing me another tube, “will help to conceal the blotchy spots on your cheeks.” I grunted. “Do you have anything that will help conceal the hump on my back?” MakeupHump Book:The Importance of Getting Revenge Source: The Importance of Getting Revenge