“Oh—and you need to work on making my opinion more important than Josh’s, too. I know it’s a stretch—he’s your most intimate relationship to date, but when you’re balls deep in my ass, I’d prefer you not be wondering if it counts as a workout.” Humour Book:City Mouse Source: City Mouse
“Honestly—who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?” Humour Book:City Mouse Source: City Mouse