“Never, and by this I mean never, criticise the English weather. Especially if you’re an alien. For an English woman, it’s as though you are scolding her first born child. For an Englishman, it’s as if you are criticising the size of his penis. Or even worse: his football team.” FootballEnglandWeatherForeignersEnglish Weather Book:How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English Source: How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English