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“Dating in England is different. First of all because English people don’t like at all other people knowing them, and second, because English people are romantically impaired.”

Dating England Foreigners

Book:How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

Source: How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

“English people don’t like to be told ‘enjoy your meal’. They will enjoy their meal if they feel like enjoying it. It is advisable not to command them such things in case they have other plans with their meal, such as preferring to dislike it.”

Eating England Foreigners Dining English People

Book:How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

Source: How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

“Never, and by this I mean never, criticise the English weather. Especially if you’re an alien. For an English woman, it’s as though you are scolding her first born child. For an Englishman, it’s as if you are criticising the size of his penis. Or even worse: his football team.”

Football England Weather Foreigners English Weather

Book:How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

Source: How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

“In the mind of The English, kissing in the rain, as well as other public displays of affection, belongs to the category of soft porn. Sane people don’t do soft porn in public. Only animals do. And aliens.”

England Foreigners Kissing Quotes English People Soft Porn

Book:How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

Source: How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

“Typical English holidaymakers prefer not to mingle with foreigners since they strongly believe that they already have too many of them in England. The last thing they need during their holiday is to see and meet more aliens. Actually, that is the main reason why they choose a holiday abroad, to escape from aliens who occupy England.”

England Foreigners Holidays English People

Book:How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

Source: How to Be an Alien in England: A Guide to the English

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