“Though I should have known better, I had to ask. "What is furniture disease?" She looked at me like I had the IQ of a grape. "It's when your chest falls into your drawers. Get ready for it, honey, because with that rack of yours, you'll be using them as knee pads before you know it.” HumorAgeHumurous QuoteousMattie Winston Book:Board Stiff Source: Board Stiff
“Overall, she seems to be doing well for her age, but she looks like one of those dried apple dolls and my nursing gut tells me she is one good sneeze away from a rapid response team.” AgeHumurous Quote Book:Board Stiff Source: Board Stiff