“A decent moustache can intimidate a man, while a great moustache can frighten an army.” ArmyMoustacheIntimidateMen S Appearance Book:Penelope Source: Penelope
“After an hour of gliding though the crowd and two glasses of tepid wine later, Penelope had reached the spiritual state of being merrily tipsy. It was that perfect state when everything starts looking wonderful and every tragedy turns into a comedy.” HumorDrunkTipsy Book:Penelope Source: Penelope