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“Patrick hadn't been to a party since he was five years old, when the clamor of twenty over-sugared children in such disorganized proximity had led to a meltdown on a scale rarely witnessed during musical chairs. The very word 'party' had the power to trigger in him flashbacks of wailing classmates, overturned furniture, and a big brown dog gulping down spilled jelly.”

Children Humor Party Clamor Meltdowns Flashbacks Musical Chairs

Book:Rubbernecker

Source: Rubbernecker

“Death was an inverse Big Bang; an impossible magic trick where everything had become nothing in the very same instant, where one state had been replaced so completely by another that no evidence of the first could be detected, and where the catalyst had been vaporized by the sheer shock of the new.”

Death Shock Big Bang

Book:Rubbernecker

Source: Rubbernecker

“I'm going to speak to professor Madoc about this." "OK," said Patrick. Mick seemed disappointed that he wasn't more worried by the prospect. "All right, you can get out now." "OK," said Patrick and didn't go.”

Humor Aspergers Syndrome

Author:Belinda Bauer

“Everybody else possessed the key to popularity and happiness, and his clumsy attempts to find his own key always ended with other children looking at him funny, or calling him names.”

Autism Aspergers Social Awkwardness Social Phobia Gpoy

Book:Rubbernecker

Source: Rubbernecker

“It has sick on the sleeve. And no apostrophe.”

Aspergers Black Humour Rubbernecker Belinda Bauer

Book:Rubbernecker

Source: Rubbernecker

“He was only wearing trainers, but a kick in the face is a kick in the face.”

Book:Snap

Source: Snap