“Anyway, zis is Austria. Now somesing else funny! Ze Austrians do not call it 'Austria.' Zey call it O-s-t-e-r-r-e-i-c-h!" and the professor wrote the letters out on the blackboard. "Zat is because zey do not know how to spell. Zey are very nice people, se Austrians, but you will notice zey are very bad spellers.” HumorAustriaSpelling Errors Book:The Big Chunk of Ice: The Last Known Adventure of the Mad Scientists' Club Source: The Big Chunk of Ice: The Last Known Adventure of the Mad Scientists' Club
“Hoh, Boy!" Freddy snorted, slapping his palm to his forehead. "I hope you never donate your brain to science. It would set civilization back fifty years.” HumorScienceBrainInsultCome BackFreddy Book:The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists' Club Source: The New Adventures of the Mad Scientists' Club