“At least our ducks and geese live in backyard pens, though trudging outside to fill their plastic swimming pools involves a trip through the basement, where two convalescing turkeys yip pathetically if I don't coo and hand-feed them grain.” SwimmingDucksTurkeysDuckDuck QuoteDuck Quotes Book:Enslaved by Ducks Source: Enslaved by Ducks
“Backyard ducks that supposedly “take care of themselves” require more maintenance than the space shuttle.” DucksDuckMaintenanceDuck QuoteDuck QuotesSpace Shuttle Book:Enslaved by Ducks Source: Enslaved by Ducks