“Pound for pound, these animals don’t add up to much. Dog fanciers with a couple of Rottweilers trump us in terms of sheer biomass. But, when it comes to sheer insistence, even the largest, most unruly dogs—or for that matter, your average herd of cattle—are no match for our ducks, geese, parrots, parakeets, turkeys, cats, rabbits, and other birds.” DogAnimalsDucksTurkeysRabbitsCatsDuckCattlePetsParakeets Book:Enslaved by Ducks Source: Enslaved by Ducks
“At least our ducks and geese live in backyard pens, though trudging outside to fill their plastic swimming pools involves a trip through the basement, where two convalescing turkeys yip pathetically if I don't coo and hand-feed them grain.” SwimmingDucksTurkeysDuckDuck QuoteDuck Quotes Book:Enslaved by Ducks Source: Enslaved by Ducks
“Backyard ducks that supposedly “take care of themselves” require more maintenance than the space shuttle.” DucksDuckMaintenanceDuck QuoteDuck QuotesSpace Shuttle Book:Enslaved by Ducks Source: Enslaved by Ducks