“Ow! I think I have a parchment laceration now. Several, in fact.” HumorPapercuts Book:Ichabod Fly and the Great Newspaper Roundup Source: Ichabod Fly and the Great Newspaper Roundup
“Some sort of sorcery has placed me in the body of a prune! Save me, Mr. Grayson, or my good looks will be gone forever! My arms! Where are my arms?!” HumorBathtub Book:Ichabod Fly and the Great Newspaper Roundup Source: Ichabod Fly and the Great Newspaper Roundup