“I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.” HumourMother In Law Book:Natural Order Source: Natural Order
“On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors.” HumourMother In Law Book:Natural Order Source: Natural Order
“They're horrible little creatures. All snot and smelly feet and pestering questions." "Then why did you go into teaching?" "It was either that or sit at home with Mother all day. I picked the lesser of two evils.” RelationshipsTeachingHumourMother In Law Book:Natural Order Source: Natural Order