“It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?”
“It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?”
“Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...”
“Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.”
“You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?”