“And you wouldn’t believe the amount of times someone claims to have accidentally stabbed themselves either! Just last week, I had a Sphinx claiming she’d fallen on a pointy carrot at dinner while I removed the sharpened end of a toothbrush from her gut,” LiesPrisonAccidentsExcusesLolBruh Author:Caroline Peckham
“Well, as I was saying," Pudding went on. "My silver spoon collection was my most prized hoard at the time, but my brother Theodore had had his eye on it for many years. He was always after my spoons. And one day...he got them." He sighed heavily. "And it was very, very, very... very traumatising.” CrazyStoryWeirdoSexualBruhTraumatizingWeird Dude Book:Alpha Wolf Source: Alpha Wolf