“And you wouldn’t believe the amount of times someone claims to have accidentally stabbed themselves either! Just last week, I had a Sphinx claiming she’d fallen on a pointy carrot at dinner while I removed the sharpened end of a toothbrush from her gut,” LiesPrisonAccidentsExcusesLolBruh Author:Caroline Peckham
“Why the fuck are you naked?" he demanded. "It's how I express my inner crea-tiv-it-ai," he said innocently. "I need to be free of clothes when I paint, it is my way, sir.” PrisonerExcusesSuspiciousNudityGuardPrisonsPhew Book:Alpha Wolf Source: Alpha Wolf
“What were you doing? This lot said you were over there," he growled, pointing to the section of the library he'd just searched. Rosa batted her lashes. "I went to see how Plunger was getting on. He's slowing down our work by trying to use his dick as a paintbrush." Plunger shrugged like that wasn't unusual behaviour. "It is the way of my crea-tiv-it-ai." “It’s creativit- tee ,” LyingCreativityPaintingExcusesDickPaintbrush Book:Alpha Wolf Source: Alpha Wolf