“That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed to be. It definitely wasn't black, and it didn't smell like toasty poop. This was a good sign.” ColorZombiesPuke Book:Bad Taste in Boys Source: Bad Taste in Boys
“I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual.” FunnyFightingFootballNerdManual Book:Bad Taste in Boys Source: Bad Taste in Boys