“So basically be careful never to be too awesome or you will be mysteriously executed just like Martin Luther King and Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln and JFK and Malcolm X and Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse and... wow why are we so mean to our best people?” Depressingly Honest Book:George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America Source: George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America