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“Like, a flood seems like a great way to punish every living creature in the world except for fish. What the hell is a god supposed to do when all the FISH start being assholes?”

Humor Logic Fish Mythology Fiction

Book:Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

Source: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

“See, this is what the United States of America is all about. You can wrestle a thousand bears and chew on a billion knives but in the end, you are only as good as the dude who stops you from dying of a gunshot while fucking a coyote.”

Humor America Heroes

Book:Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

Source: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

“So basically be careful never to be too awesome or you will be mysteriously executed just like Martin Luther King and Gandhi and Abraham Lincoln and JFK and Malcolm X and Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse and... wow why are we so mean to our best people?”

Depressingly Honest

Book:George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America

Source: George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America

“and Thor really likes hair, I guess so he gets SUPER ANGRY and he chases down Loki and is like "Hey how about I cut of all of your FACE?!" and Loki is like "But I need my face for making infuriating smirks with!”

Author:Cory O'Brien

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Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World MythologyRelated source material

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