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“I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing.” MenWayMadeKnowingRainCreedsHomosexualityMudOffended Author:Creed Bratton
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