“Women in stores will pull their children away from me sometimes so they won't catch the crazy Creed virus. Other folks are disappointed that I'm not that guy in person.” ChildrenPersonsSometimesGuyCrazyFolksStoresDisappointedCreedsVirusesThat Guy Author:Creed Bratton
“I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.” TwoGuyRoomsNumbersNormalPaidCaughtWeird Things Author:Creed Bratton
