“I totally bought you as a girl," says Marisol. "I'll double check with Frances later, but by the sounds of things, you seem to have no balls.” HumorVoiceBallsGirlsSexualGuys Book:How to Build a House Source: How to Build a House
“The roof was torn off the gym. God's way of telling the jocks that they'd better remember who's really charge.” HumorSchoolSportsTornado Book:How to Build a House Source: How to Build a House
“The Little Drummer Boy" was playing in the background for what seemed like the third time in a row. I fought off an urge to beat that Little Drummer Boy seneless with his own drumsticks.” HumorMusicChristmas Book:How to Build a House Source: How to Build a House