“Sorry, there’s just not enough mead to go around.” MythologyArmageddonMeadDwarf Book:Armageddon: Pick Your Plot Source: Armageddon: Pick Your Plot
“Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a boat!” MythologyProphecyArmageddonThor Book:Armageddon: Pick Your Plot Source: Armageddon: Pick Your Plot
“Deciding to spit in the eye of every homely matron who ever warned her children not to stare into the sun directly, you crank the titanic telescope around to look directly towards the sun, the center of our solar system.” SunTelescopeArmageddonMatron Book:Armageddon: Pick Your Plot Source: Armageddon: Pick Your Plot
“You stumble upon an unhappy Martian sentry on a mission and shoot ineffectually at his powersuit a few times before he pulps you with his laserbeam eyes and hideous poisonous-gas breath. Glory!” GloryScience FictionArmageddonMartianLaserbeam Book:Armageddon: Pick Your Plot Source: Armageddon: Pick Your Plot
“Your eyes meet and you immediately feel yourself shriveling under his gaze. He bears a scale in one hand and appears to be weighing your worth. Finding you wanting, the Horseman of Famine turns his dark steed and trots on.” FamineArmageddonHorsemen Of The ApocalypseFound Wanting Book:Armageddon: Pick Your Plot Source: Armageddon: Pick Your Plot