“Having an affair with your good friend's wife while he's in an institution and your wife is in a hospital ranks somewhere between Benedict Arnold and the guy who invented Girls Gone Wild on the spectrum of Total Dickheads in American History.” HumorHistoryBenedict Arnold Book:How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country Source: How to Fight Presidents: Defending Yourself Against the Badasses Who Ran This Country