“I never thought I would meet Mariah Carey, but I really never thought I'd be introduced to her by Whitney Houston. She's like, "Hey, baby, this is Mariah." I'm like, "I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here."” KnowsBabyHeyHoustonWhitneyDarren Author:Darren Criss
“Sometimes I pretend to be an octopus. But then people are like ‘Darren what’re you doing?’ And I just sit there and laugh because they’re not cool enough to be an octopus and I’m just like ‘Hah you’re just jealous because you’re not an octopus.’” PeopleSometimesEnoughLaughingJealousOctopusDarren Author:Darren Criss
“My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.” JobsNamesMusicianIdiotPart TimeFull Time JobsDarren Author:Darren Criss
“I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here.” KnowsHurryingDarrenRisky Business Author:Darren Criss
