“I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.” IfsGivingStoriesWalksCommonHalfAudienceDogWalkingJokesDamnReservesDon't Give A DamnI Don't Give A Damn Author:David Antin
“I'm standing up thinking. Anybody who wants to listen is welcome. If not, I'm happy to see them go.” IfsThinkingWantStandingWelcomeStanding Alone Author:David Antin