“A faint, high pitched scream came from Etienne's pocket, accompanied by a drumbeat. "There are squirrels in my pants!" a girl cried as Phineas and Ferb's "Squirrels in My Pants"song began blaring from his phone. Every immortal in the room turned to look at him. Etienne scowled at his brother. Laughing, Richart closed his cell phone and put it away. "I didn't change it. I just wanted to know what it was." "Asshole.” Immortal GuardiansDianne DuvallEtienneRichart Book:Darkness Rises Source: Darkness Rises
“The network employs thousands of humans. Surely one of them must be a ...woman...female...I don't know what you call them...vagina doctor." Melanie laughed. "Vagina doctor?" He smiled, relieved to have lightened her mood a bit. "I've had very little contact with doctors in my lifetime. You know what I mean." "They're called OB/GYNs." "Thank you.” Immortal GuardiansMelanieBastian Book:Darkness Rises Source: Darkness Rises
“Roland was quite possibly the most aggravating, antisocial immortal on the planet. Seeing him cuddle and nurture a black and white kitten that could fit in the palm of his hand was nothing short of bizzare.” Immortal GuardiansRoland Book:Darkness Rises Source: Darkness Rises
“Brown eyes, so dark they appeared black, met hers and struggled to focus. His hand moved under hers, turning so he could curl his fingers around hers. "This had better not be another fucking fantasy," he muttered.” Immortal GuardiansZachLisette Book:Night Unbound Source: Night Unbound
“Damn it, Bastien," Melanie complained. "We could have finally had someone on our side, but, nooooo. You had to go and open your mouth.” BastienMelanie Book:Darkness Rises Source: Darkness Rises