“Arthur, what does this mean?" "Mister Bogart, it means that in 10 minutes you will be sworn in as the 24th President of the United States." "I can't believe a goddamned wisdom tooth infection got Charlie," Vice President Humphrey Bogart tossed the sheet of paper his secretary brought him, "If you weren't twenty, I'd offer you this damned job." "Sir, you keep tossing the Lord around, people are gonna call you a Red.” HumorAlternate HistoryHumphrey BogartArthur C ClarkePolitcal Comedy Book:The National Stage: If Artists were Presidents Source: The National Stage: If Artists were Presidents