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“Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long.” HumansLongTogetherLastsHuman BeingsPowerfulInstinctVery PowerfulGet Together Author:E. Jean Carroll
“If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.” IfsWarTurnsBedTidesArcs Author:E. Jean Carroll
“Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.” WaySometimesFacesEvilDrugMarvelousTwisted Book:A Dog in Heat is a Hot Dog and Other Rules to Live By Source: A Dog in Heat is a Hot Dog and Other Rules to Live By
“A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they want sex? 4) Do they want sleep? (If they answer yes to 3 and 4, then they must answer no to 1.) And finally, 5) Who mixes the cocktails before they both don the sexy rubber gloves and clean the toilet?” IfsWantKidsSexSleepAnswersDogCoupleAgreeCleanFollowingSexyTopicsToiletsGlovesCocktailsRubber Author:E. Jean Carroll
