“I was hoping in the last fifteen minutes that Barcelona would beat them. I've made my mind up on Benitez tonight. He's a nice man but he's got a huge negative streak running through him. Liverpool was terrible in the second half. They didn't play football. If that was a concert, you'd boo. Gerrard: found out. A nothing player. They were terrible. Terrible.” IfsMenMindMadePlayRunningLastsFoundHalfNicePlayerMinutesFootballHugeTerribleBeatsNegativeTonightConcertsFifteenLiverpoolStreaksBarcelonaNice Man Author:Eamon
“It's not meant to be entertaining. If you want entertainment, go to the pictures. This is serious!” IfsWantSeriousEntertainmentMeant To BeEntertaining Author:Eamon
“For the plain people of Ireland... If your car's got a puncture, and you know its got a puncture and its still got a puncture after two weeks, then you don't know how how to change a tyre.” PeopleIfsKnowsStillsTwoKnow HowWeekCarIrelandTwo WeeksPunctureTyres Author:Eamon
“You look sad even though we just met No need to get upset But I got a show, gotta go, so I thank you And if you wanna still get sexed down You could catch the next Greyhound But until then, I gotta go, so I thank you” IfsNeedsLooksStillsShowsNextMetsUpsetGreyhounds Author:Eamon
