“If you believe, you will. If you don't, you won't.” IfsBelieveMusicJazzIf You Believe Author:Eddie Harris
“Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... (wipes his nose)” IfsNeedsGivingLittlesTwoRealThreeCoursesBallsNosesLeagueInchesLoadCurvesWipeMajor LeagueMajor League BaseballJalapenos Author:Eddie Harris