“Border agents have now been issued air guns that shoot pepper balls at people coming across the Mexican border. Have they thought this through? Is that going to bother people from Mexico? Pepper balls? Don't these people eat jalapenos? Isn't that like firing meatballs at an Italian guy?” PeopleGuyAirGunBallsAgentsBotherBordersItalianMexicoMexicanFiringPeppersMeatballsMexican BorderJalapenos Author:Jay Leno
“When I think of my Latina side, I imagine family barbecues with carne asada, rice, beans, tortillas and a jalapeno on my plate along with 'Vicente Fernandez' blaring out the speakers. Spicy food. Salsa. Tamales. Family.” ThinkingSidesImagineSpeakersPlatesRiceBeansBarbecueLatinaSpicySalsaTortillasSpicy FoodTamalesJalapenos Author:Alicia Sixtos
“I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe's jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.” WholeSidesHotFilledBottlesSauceTradersFridgesHot SauceJalapenos Author:Lisa Ling
“Asking an eight-year-old girl if something is a little over-the-top is like asking a Texan if there are too many jalapenos in the salsa. The answer is always no." -Liberty Jones” IfsYearsLittlesGirlAnswersLibertyAskingEightOver The TopTexanSalsaJalapenos Author:Lisa Kleypas
“Life is a rush into the unknown. You can duck down & hope nothing hits you, Or stand as tall as you can, show it your teeth & say: "Dish it up, baby, and don't be stingy with the jalapenos." - must be female ;-)” LifeShowsLife IsBabyFemaleTeethTallDucksDishesStingyJalapenos Author:Grey Owl
“Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just... (wipes his nose)” IfsNeedsGivingLittlesTwoRealThreeCoursesBallsNosesLeagueInchesLoadCurvesWipeMajor LeagueMajor League BaseballJalapenos Author:Eddie Harris
“The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.” NextSinVirtueJokesCookingStupidityPracticalsVegetablesSaladSauceBachelorsPeppersPractical JokeTabascoJalapenos Book:The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
“At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.” EndsEarthEatingBest ThingsThe End Of The DayDucksCheeseCreamCream CheeseJalapenos Author:Jase Robertson
“Chipotles to me are a one-of-a-kind pepper because they're smoked jalapenos, so they're fiery and they're smoky. It's good to use chipotles in salsas or soups or condiments - that works really well. To me, they always really pick up anything you put them in.” WellsKindUsePicksSoupFieryPeppersSalsaOne Of A KindCondimentsChipotleJalapenos Author:Bobby Flay
“The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.” NeedsRealUseCoursesSecretElementsOnionsTomatoesDemianAvocadosGuacamoleJalapenos Author:Demian Bichir
“Up until college age I was using the typical little-boy dummy that sits on the knee and makes woodpecker jokes. My first original character didn't happen until later, and that was Jose the Jalapeno on a Stick.” FirstsLittlesCharacterHappensAgeBoysCollegeJokesOriginalsSticksKneesTypicalLittle BoysDummyWoodpeckersJalapenos Author:Jeff Dunham