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“She took out avocados, tomatoes, a Bermuda onion, and a container of cottage cheese. She searched the pantry for cumin, cilantro, garlic. She had two secret ingredients: cottage cheese that gave the guacamole a creamy taste and Hawaiian sea salt. Becky had introduced her to pink Hawaiian sea salt. The grains were like delicate crystals, and Becky used to eat them from the palm of her hand.”

Ingredients Guacamole Sea Salt Cottage Cheese

Book:California Summer

Source: California Summer

“Laura was ten feet away, in a throne-like chair, facing Paul, but not looking at him, or anyone, it seemed. Paul openly stared at her for around ten seconds, to no response, then moved chips and guacamole onto his lap (partly because he felt anxious about Laura seeming to refuse to look at him) and focused on steadily eating while repeatedly thinking “eating chips and guacamole.”

Book:Taipei

Source: Taipei

“Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.”

Cities New York Honor Bills New York City Filling Mayors Potholes Cinco De Mayo Guacamole

Author:David Letterman

“A lot of issues were on the ballots. In New York City there was Proposition 14. That would put a ceiling on the number of late-night talk shows. And California passed Proposition 21. That would change guacamole officially to guac.”

Shows Night Numbers Cities Issues New York Late California New York City Propositions Ceilings Ballots Talk Shows Late Night Guacamole

Author:David Letterman

“Three things that always bring a smile to my face: making guacamole for my friends, getting pedicures with my mom, exploring an airport I've never been in.”

Faces Three Mom My Friends My Mom Exploring Airports Three Things Guacamole Pedicures

Author:Tyler Oakley

“I always love a side of guacamole with everything.”

Sides Guacamole

Author:Erin Heatherton

“I love chips and salsa. Guacamole.”

Chips Salsa Guacamole Chips And Salsa

Author:Julianne Hough

“I think a lot of education has to be involved. If they would have alternative items, so that, say, for a dollar more, you can get breakfast tacos stuffed with egg whites, and olive oil, and avocado; not guacamole, because they put the salt in it. Just ask for fresh avocado slices, and you could have that.”

Ifs Thinking Asks Involved Dollars Oil Alternatives Eggs Breakfast Salt Items Olives Tacos Olive Oil Avocados Guacamole

Author:Sandra Cisneros

“If you have nothing but love for your avocados, and you take joy in turning them into guacamole, all you need is someone to share it with.”

Ifs Needs Joy Share Inspirational Love Funny Love Avocados Guacamole

Author:Jason Mraz

“Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)”

Ifs Thinking Long Wonder Taste Eating Chickens Gross Zombie Caleb Guacamole

Author:Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Holy green guacamole! (Selena)”

Holy Green Guacamole

Book:Fantasy Lover

Source: Fantasy Lover

“I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live.”

People Allergic Avocados Guacamole

Book:Born Round: A Story of Family, Food and a Ferocious Appetite

Source: Born Round: A Story of Family, Food and a Ferocious Appetite

“I've been touted for my guacamole. I'll stand by my method. People have asked me to come to their home and prepare it. Restaurants have asked me about it.”

People Home Method Restaurants Guacamole

Author:Billy Gibbons

“The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado.”

Needs Real Use Courses Secret Elements Onions Tomatoes Demian Avocados Guacamole Jalapenos

Author:Demian Bichir

“A molcajete is a stone mortar and pestle from Mexico. They're great for grinding spices and making salsa and guacamole because they give everything a nice coarse and rustic feel. I've never collected anything, but I think I might start collecting these because each one is decorated differently.”

Thinking Giving Feels Might Nice Stones Mexico Collecting Spices Coarse Salsa Mortar Rustic Guacamole

Author:Bobby Flay