Best Tabasco Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Once an opportunist like Mickey, who took the argument when she jumped on some devastated wretch's machine and jackpotted that it was the "cash-ino's money" she was winning, Moon returned after her six month break with the view that the separation had somehow sweetened the honeypot. The sad reality, she quickly learned, was that she was not irreplaceable; as such, the Casino felt no compunction to welcome her back with multi-jackpots. Instead, it took her money everyday and did not once give her a jackpot so that she could say, "Ah. They missed me." Instead, all she could keep saying was, "Verr-y bed. Verr-y bed. Suck-ah all my money!”

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Book:Somebody Get Me A Hammer!!

Source: Somebody Get Me A Hammer!!

“Bújcale Bújcale papacito y por Dioj que me vajencontrá eso sin júralo yo no me meto contigo pero tampoco soy su juguete ta bien que lleguej siempre tarde y agarrej la parranda porque a cual máj de tuj amigotes a mí eso qui mimporta pero cuando se acaba la paciencia entoncej sí ya parece que tejtoy viendo dejcarao jijueputa conojco comemierda de los máj grande pero como tú nadie namás eso me faltaba andá metiendo a tuj conquijtaj barataj (…)”

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Book:Primero la voz : antología de narrativa contemporánea de Tabasco

Source: Primero la voz : antología de narrativa contemporánea de Tabasco

“En nuestra región llovía todos los años, abundante, ruidosa, exageradamente, y el clima era siempre para nosotros benignidad y opulencia. Éramos pueblos de lluvia, acostumbrados a las inundaciones y los excesos de agua. Nuestros ancestros habían perdido las escamas sin abandonar el alma de peces.”

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Book:Treinta años

Source: Treinta años

“I just started making Bloody Marys. I always thought they looked gross, then I tasted one. There's an art to it, from the Tabasco to the Worcestershire.”

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Author:Tara Reid

“Balsamic vinaigrette, Tabasco, and giblets. Then let it boil.”

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Author:Alex Rodriguez

“When I put some Tabasco on things, and there's really nothing in Tabasco, it's not bad for you in any way, so that's kind of become my substitute. Now you got to get used to a hot mouth, but that's okay.”

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Author:Mike Ditka

“I think Tabasco brings me pure heat and Southern kind of familiarity, along with the vinegar and the barrel-aged spices.”

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Author:Mario Batali

“When you use Tabasco in the marinade, it kind of infuses everything.”

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Author:Mario Batali

“When you use it in cooked foods, it changes [the Tabasco flavor] a little bit; it loses a little bit of the bright acid that you love on it, but you get that more cooked heat and chile flavor down.”

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Author:Mario Batali

“When you add just a little bit [of Tabasco] at the end, what you taste is the spectrum between the cooked chile flavor and the kind of nearly raw, just kind of fermented chile flavor at the end.”

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Author:Mario Batali

“I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco sauce, some ketchup, some mayonnaise. I love all of that. Put it on a trumpet. I've just got to have the ketchup and Tabasco sauce. That's my attitude about musical philosophy.”

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Author:Wynton Marsalis

“Wha...what are you smiling for...? If I'd swallowed that needle, I'd have died! It's not like putting tabasco in ohagi!!!”

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Author:Ryukishi07

“Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.”

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Book:The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

“The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.”

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Book:The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

Source: The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig

“Philosophers have often looked for the defining feature of humans — language, rationality, culture, and so on. I'd stick with this: Man is the only animal that likes Tabasco sauce.”

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Book:How Pleasure Works: Why we like what we like

Source: How Pleasure Works: Why we like what we like