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Tabasco Quotes

“Once an opportunist like Mickey, who took the argument when she jumped on some devastated wretch's machine and jackpotted that it was the "cash-ino's money" she was winning, Moon returned after her six month break with the view that the separation had somehow sweetened the honeypot. The sad reality, she quickly learned, was that she was not irreplaceable; as such, the Casino felt no compunction to welcome her back with multi-jackpots. Instead, it took her money everyday and did not once give her a jackpot so that she could say, "Ah. They missed me." Instead, all she could keep saying was, "Verr-y bed. Verr-y bed. Suck-ah all my money!”

“Bújcale Bújcale papacito y por Dioj que me vajencontrá eso sin júralo yo no me meto contigo pero tampoco soy su juguete ta bien que lleguej siempre tarde y agarrej la parranda porque a cual máj de tuj amigotes a mí eso qui mimporta pero cuando se acaba la paciencia entoncej sí ya parece que tejtoy viendo dejcarao jijueputa conojco comemierda de los máj grande pero como tú nadie namás eso me faltaba andá metiendo a tuj conquijtaj barataj (…)”

“I'm not a person who writes really abstract things with oblique references. I look at abstraction like I look at condiments. Give me some Tabasco sauce, some ketchup, some mayonnaise. I love all of that. Put it on a trumpet. I've just got to have the ketchup and Tabasco sauce. That's my attitude about musical philosophy.”

“The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes.”