“I rise from bed the first thing in the morning, leaving my couch not because I am dissatisfied with it, but because I cannot carry it with me during the day.” FirstsMorningBedLeavingCouchesDissatisfied Book:Bill Nye, his own life story Source: Bill Nye, his own life story
“Many people have traveled all their lives and yet do not know how to behave themselves when on the road... Ladies and gentlemen should guard against traveling by rail while in a beastly state of intoxication... the morning is a good time to find out how many people have succeeded in getting on the passenger train, who ought to be in the stock car.” PeopleKnowsShouldStatesMorningKnow HowCarOughtTravelTrainBehaveGentlemanGood TimesTraveledPassengersRailIntoxicationLadies And GentlemenBeastly Author:Edgar Wilson Nye
