“My Gullah grandfather is bringing a bag of dust to a vampire war. I feel better.” WarHumorDustVampire Book:Afterlight Source: Afterlight
“Rest," he whispers against my temple, and despite my sleepiness, the feel of his lips moving across my skin makes me shiver. "I'll be here when you wake up." "Oh, God," I mumble, sliding my arm over Eli's chest and snuggling close. "Have we become that old couple that doesn't have sex anymore?" Eli's chuckle rumbles against my ear. "We had sex this morning." "Okay," I say already being pulled into slumber.” SexEliOld CoupleRiley Poe Book:Eventide Source: Eventide
“Poe, you wiener, get your ass over here!" "Shut Up! I ain't a wiener!" Broken, adolescent male laughter echoed through the night air, and if I hadn't been so damned mad, I'd have laughed too. Something about hearing a group of idiotic pubescent fifteen-year-old boys say wiener just cracked me up.” Riley Poe Book:Afterlight Source: Afterlight