“Dogs may be divided into two classes: those who are merely afraid of cattle and those who can't abide them.” MayTwoClassDogDividedCattle Author:Elspeth Huxley
“One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'” ChildrenTwoThreeJokesSydneyMelbourneCensus Author:Elspeth Huxley