“, Get in! I ain’t rolling out a red carpet,” said Hot Dog. “Wow, you guys, and gal, look so rugged, can I get a picture?” Possum said. “Only if you’re quick,” Hot dog said. Jurgen and Maricela grabbed seats. Possum put the camera up to his head and took the shot. As soon as Possum finished Hot dog yanked him into the APC. The APC started rolling, simultaneously closing its hatch. Possum sat next to Jurgen. “Aw, man, this always happens to me. We have to go back, man!” Possum said. “No can do. Why you want to go back?” Jurgen said. “Man, I totally forgot to take the lens cap off! I totally blew my shot,” Possum said. “Tough break,” Jurgen said. Possum began bemoaning how the universe hated him.” HumorMilitary Science Fiction Author:Eric C. Holtgrefe