“And medical students who want to end up as dermatologists will do anything to get there. Even kill for it. No, not really. They won't kill. But anything short of that is probably fair game. Like they might trip you pretty badly or stab you a little.” LoveHumorDestinyIrony Book:The Devil Wears Scrubs Source: The Devil Wears Scrubs
“I assume a bunch of male babies were born last night. Did you circumcise the ones who wanted it?" I bite my tongue to keep from making a joke about how I'd hazard a guess that non of the baabies would've wanted it.” LoveHumorHateRelationshipsFate Book:Baby City Source: Baby City