“Not one of the boys like me. I’ve put their noses out of joint.” “Well, they were never good-looking lads.” HumourSarcasmGood Looking Author:Fusty Luggs
“Mary, we met in a pub. As you weren’t banging a tambourine, I understand you weren’t selling the word of God.” HumourSalvation ArmyTambourine Author:Fusty Luggs