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“You are a romantic. Marry this woman. Have children. Stepping in baby shit will soon drive thoughts of romance from you.”

Romantic Marry Baby Shit

Book:A Quantum Mythology

Source: A Quantum Mythology

“Only felines were better than humans at sarcasm.”

Book:The Age of Scorpio

Source: The Age of Scorpio

“Cucumbers are better, motherfucker,” Vic told the corpse.”

Cucumbers Corpse

Book:A Quantum Mythology

Source: A Quantum Mythology

“We’re not having sex, are we?” “No,” Talia confirmed. “Don’t take it the wrong way, you’re by far the nicest insect I’ve ever spent time with, but first contact is one thing. I’m not sure my reputation can take sleeping with the first alien I meet.”

Sex First Contact Insect

Book:A Quantum Mythology

Source: A Quantum Mythology

“Oh my god, this is so weird! I’m in space, talking to a giant insect. This is like ... I don’t know ... William Burroughs or something!”

Insect William Burroughs

Book:A Quantum Mythology

Source: A Quantum Mythology