“Anyhow, there simply isnt enough room in the museums Fishes Hall, so weve decided to pretend to the public that a whale is actually a mammal without any legs. Its pathetically ridiculous-I mean to say, just look at the thing, its a gigantic fish if I ever saw one-but mums the word! In my experience the public will believe just about anything, so long as you write it down on a little piece of card.” IfsWritingBelieveLooksMeanLittlesLongEnoughRoomsSawsPiecesDecidedFishesLegsRidiculousCardsHallsMuseumsMumWhalesMammals Author:Gideon Defoe
“This is what I like about life at sea. It’s one long voyage of discovery. Solid water! What will they think of next? Hopefully a pony who solves crimes.” ThinkingLongNextWaterSeaCrimeDiscoverySolveHopefullyVoyagesPoniesVoyages Of Discovery Book:The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists: Reissued Source: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Communists: Reissued