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“Hey there cutie," he said. "What's your name?" Lex rolled her eyes and turned toward the window. "Kill me." "Kimmy? I'm Steve," he went on undeterred. "Cram it, Steve”

Lex Croak Gina Damico

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“The boy took a step toward her. Lex jumped back, her contentious instincts kicking in. "Stop right there," she warned. "I punch, I kick, and I feel compelled to warn you, I can bite harder than the average Amazonian crocodile." He smirked and leaned against the doorframe. "And I feel compelled to warn YOU that the bathroom we now share has a leaky ceiling," he said, pointing up. "There's an umbrella under the sink, if you're going to be in here for a while.”

Lex Croak Gina Damico Driggs

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“A crash of cymbals exploded in her ear. She opened her eyes to behold Driggs clanging them vigorously, a mischievous grin on his face and a large bruise surrounding his eye. "I hope, for the sake of your fertility, you're wearing a cup," she warned through clenched teeth." "Come on," he said, jumping onto to the mattress. "It's time for work." Lex moaned. "How are you so awake already?" "If you recall, I eat a lot of chocolate.”

Lex Croak Gina Damico Driggs

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“And what in the name of all this is disturbing did you mean when you said you're going to teach me how to Kill people?" He snickered. "You didn't really think you were going to spend the whole summer milking cows, did you?”

Lex Croak Gina Damico Uncle Mort

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“What happened to YOU old partner?" Lex asked him. "Suicide I take it?" He frowned. "Worse - business school. Can you believe it? Two years of Croak, then one day the kid decided he wants to be the next Donald Trump. So we threw him in a car, dropped him off near Woodstock and now he think he spent the past two years in a drug-addled haze at some hippie commune.”

Lex Croak Gina Damico Driggs

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“Souls live on without their bodies. But bodies without souls are nothing but compost.”

Spiritual Death Souls Bodies Croak

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“There comes a time in every young girl's life when she is instructed by a complete stranger to scale a tall ladder for dinner atop a roof, and in almost every case the best thing to do is refuse and run home to call the asylum from which the stranger escaped.”

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“I wouldn't go around telling people about these shocks of yours." "Why not?" Lex asked. "It's like announcing to the would you have crabs. It's embarrassing, and no one'll ever shake your hand again.”

Lex Croak Gina Damico Driggs

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“Well, remember, active Grims can't have children. Fertility is adversley affected by the proximity to the ether, to Elixir, and all sorts of other components-- plus, the Grimsphere is no place to raise a family, even if woman conceive here." Lex snuck a glance at Driggs, but Uncle Mort caught her. "That doesn't mean you get a free pass to ride the baloney pony when ever you want to. Got it?”

Funny Sexual Croak

Book:Scorch

Source: Scorch

“But they were her parents! Putting up with all of her crap was their official job - they couldn't wriggle out of it! She tried to swallow the lump forming in her throat. How could they do this to her?”

Lex Croak Gina Damico

Book:Croak

Source: Croak

“Ghosts can't become solid, Lex thought. Ghosts can't throw cheese balls! And then: That might be the weirdest sentence I've ever thought.”

Ghost Lex Croak Gina Damico Cheese Balls

Book:Rogue

Source: Rogue